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Joke of the Day
"What does a noodle say after praying? Ramen"
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"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."
"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."
"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"
"What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose? A radical mooselamb"
"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status..."
"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."
"[Jaden Smith at aquarium] ""...any questions?"" Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly? ""No"" What If Our Air Is Just Bird Water? ""Huh"" How Can Birds Be R"
"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."
"HAMLET:*Draws sword* How now! a rat?? *stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*"