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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose? A radical mooselamb"
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"what did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin? 'you're just white trash'"
"What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot."
"Tony Stewart's new sponsor. Dodge picked him up for their truck line. The new slogan is ""If you can't Dodge it, Ram it."""
"No matter how white-hot my rage feels, I have been unable to clear the snow off my driveway by giving it the finger."
"People compare Trump and hitler all the time, but there is one major difference. Hitler was good at making speeches"
"your style so sweet your smile so sweet your voice so sweet your eyes so sweet Your whole life so sweet!! In short; you are a sweetheart"
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door? Matt. ...floating in your pool? Bob. ...hanging on your wall? Art. ... water skiing? Skipper."
"I broke up with my girlfriend while we were jogging. I guess we had a good run."
"ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral"