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Joke of the Day

"How to make a trump sandwich Russian Potato Bread Lots of Baloney Peanut Butter One Small Pickle"

"Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."

"May you never leave your marriage alive."

"I took my cat to Build-A-Bear so he could see what's going to happen to him if he pees on the carpet again."

"Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now."

"My friend said to me, ""If I wasn't mixing cocktails, I'd be a criminal."" ..... Either way, he's behind bars."

"""No shit, Sherlock"" ""Keep digging, Watson"""

"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."

"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones."