222806

Joke of the Day

"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."

"What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!"

"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."

"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."

"The moderators of this sub"

"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"

"What would you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos"

"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."

"My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti... So I drove pasta."

"Yoga is really kicking in. I'm seeing the definition in my arms and overall flexibility. My vibrator is gonna be really impressed."