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Joke of the Day
"I have an awful lot of shampoo and conditioner for a single bald dude"
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"I bet if you punched Pamela Anderson in the boob it would leave an impression like those Temperpedic beds."
"Is it a blow job or a blowjob? Fuck I hate writing thank you cards..."
"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."
"Q: Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? A: She wanted to be a nurse."
"She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out"
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The barman says ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"i can confirm that Somali pirates have intercepted my shipment of 20,000 glossy 8x10 headshots and are using them for vile purposes"
"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"
"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"