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Joke of the Day
"Is it a blow job or a blowjob? Fuck I hate writing thank you cards..."
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"Hard to take the guy who made my sandwich seriously as an ""artisan"" when he seems so unperturbed by the way I rape his art"
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"What weighs 20 times a North Korean? Kim Jong Un."
"Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back."
"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"
"What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick? Nailed it"
"aw, the tsa confiscated my toothpaste before my flight. looks like i'm brushing my teeth with all these knives and gunpowder instead"
"I decided to freeze myself at -273.15 degrees Celsius My friends think I'm crazy, but I think I'll be 0K"
"my parents met on reddit im the joke"