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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"
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"What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick."
"Have you ever seen the house Ray Charles lived in? Neither did he."
"My new truck is older than my girlfriend... Its ok though a 12 year old truck still has a lot if life left."
"Yo momma is so fat that she was sorted into the House of Pancakes"
"""Here, throw this away for me."" ~ People who hand out leaflets."
"Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!"
"My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! Bonus joke: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef!! Double Bonus: What do you call a cow with one leg stuck in the ground? Steak!!!"
"CRICKET Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket."