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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? A: She wanted to be a nurse."

"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""

"I don't want to alarm anyone but I've purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there'll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS"

"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."

"Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ... she just couldn't control her pupils."

"My hamster died... He fell asleep at the wheel."

"Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them."

"""Child rearing"" sounds like something that'll get you life in prison."

"My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes."

"Someone told me flowers had sex organs... ....what a load of Poppycock!"