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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about getting a puppy? Getting new shoes every week."
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"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"
"A Native American just published a novel Critics consider it a Seminole work."
"I was speaking to a black man the other day, when I said I suffered from Deuteranopia he asked 'Are you being racist?' I said 'no, I don't see colour'"
"It met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"
"How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism. But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter."
"How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7"
"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."
"As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream."
"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"