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Joke of the Day
"Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :("
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"I wrote in my diary and went through it with a bright yellow marker. It was the hi lite of my day."
"How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates? It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content."
"Why should you never disturb a mirror? Because they are always reflecting."
"Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot! Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave."
"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."
"Wife: ""they're disgusting, they carry diseases, they eat garbage!"" Me: are we talking about your parents, raccoons, or the kids?"
"I don't drink about you anymore."
"Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood."
"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the Negav desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this jew labor genie here"