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Joke of the Day

"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."

"What do you call a hooker in winter? A snowblower."

"The game ""HANGMAN"" teaches our children the valuable lesson about how not being able to figure out an answer can be punishable by death."

"What do you call an American Drawing? A Yankee Doodle."

"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."

"What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points? ""I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer I give a shit when my computer crashes"

"I'm a big fan of 50 cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars"

"I would make a gay joke.. Butt fuck it."

"[ phone call ] Wife: You want the white 7"" or the black 9"". Me: The black 9"". ..and if she wasn't tablet shopping this would be awkward."