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Joke of the Day

"PLEASE LEAVE A VOICEMAIL (if you're calling from 1986)"

"Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch? Holm School"

"""It just feels so good to have a clean apartment!"" - someone who's never killed a bear with a sword"

"what kinda bees make milk. boobies...."

"doing sports is ninety-eight percemt confidence and two thousand percent talent and three fifths makimg math dudes mad"

"A woman's favorite position is CEO."

"What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy? A steel"

"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"

"Is thinking about doing something! Now just got to think what that something will be!!!"

"What's long and hard and screws people? An exam."