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Joke of the Day
"You can tell a lot about a person by reading my girlfriend's email"
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"Att'n birds in my yard: the one to the LEFT of the feeder is for drinking, the one to the RIGHT is for bathing. Get it together you guys."
"Acid shoes I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I dont know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
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"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"