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Joke of the Day
"You can tell a lot about a person by reading my girlfriend's email"
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"What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go)."
"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."
"Everyone in horror movies: *loud scream* It was probably just the wind *a ghost flies across room* Just the wind *dog gets cut in half* Wind"
"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"
"I love when couples get sick together because that's what people deserve for being happy."
"You ever had a wish sandwhich It's were you have 2 pieces of white bread, and wish you had some meat"
"Have no friends? Tell a girl you love her. Do this over and over and soon you'll have many friends! :D"
"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.... Almost all of them replied, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""
"PRO TIP- Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"