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Joke of the Day
"How do you find will smith in a snow storm? Follow the fresh prints"
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"Home Work Jokes jemi:Teacher,would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher,ofcourse not. Jemi:Good because I didn't do my home work."
"Funny, this warrant doesn't feel so outstanding."
"Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky. Surely, you can't be Sirius."
"What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism? You'll get repossessed!"
"*Tries to go into debt* DEBT: I have a boyfriend"
"One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home."
"[I open my lunchbox to find flask of whisky] But that means.... [Cut to my 4 y/o opening her lunchbox to find a flask of whisky]"
"""These boobs are made for walking!"" -Inventor of FootBoobs."
"Where does a redditor's slutty girlfriend hide her other boyfriend? Idaho."