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Joke of the Day
"At least I've never taken a picture with an iPad."
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"What Did the Fish Say When He Swam into a Wall? Damn."
"What do you call a white man flying a plane? Clive, usually."
"Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences."
"Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3"
"the day i feel like a real adult is the day i can wear a white shirt and keep it stain-free."
"Seeing as you guys are liking these at the moment, What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat? One mucks around in fountains."
"Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms."
"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"
"The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like."