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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"
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"Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out."
"I became a victim of my own crime, I just sat on a toilet seat after I left the lid up"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture."
"What do you call a vampire that drinks period blood? Cunt Dracula."
"What did the priest say to the altar boy who liked chickens Cock-a-diddle-you"
"What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!"
"Cannibalistically speaking Did you hear about the 12 year old orphan cannibal? He had the family for dinner"
"If someone from New Jersey bites you, are you from New Jersey?"
"Where does a polar bear keep his money? In a snow bank."