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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that can extrapolate information"

"So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded....."

"Urban Outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor."

"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms.... The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using."

"Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object."

"Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the new hiding your report card from your parents."

"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."

"I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season."

"Fire alarms are dangerous and should not be in the house. Why? Because when it starts the house is on fire!"