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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like my beer... Cold and with the head blown off."
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"Of course this milk is fresh, I just saw it breakdancing in the back of the refrigerator."
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"The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'Twice'."
"Realized woman behind me at self-checkout line was from DMV. Made her wait 4 hours for her turn. Revenge is sweet."
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"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."
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