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Joke of the Day

"You know what I find odd? Every other number."

"Came up with a joke that does not refer to sex, dildos, blonds, blacks, cocks, gays or even Trump. But this isn't it."

"How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie? Fan-fucking-tastic!"

"There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life... ...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college."

"Now I'm REALLY glad Monica chose Chandler over Richard."

"What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !"

"""How can I help you? Hi I'd like a root canal ""Are you a patient here?"" No ""Who referred you to us?"" No one ""Ok then why-"" I have a Groupon"

"I hold the U.S. indoor record for waiting in the house until my neighbors go back inside."

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? They can't elope."

"When do Astronauts eat? Launch Time"