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Joke of the Day
"I had amnesia once - maybe twice."
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"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"
"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."
"What kind of tea isn't fake? A property"
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I have a gambling problem I think she's bluffing"
"How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike? Their last big hit was The Wall."
"What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Crib death."
"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"
"A message from a girl Received a messages from a girl, ""come quickly to me, there's nobody home."" I went. Indeed, there was no one."