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Joke of the Day
"I had amnesia once - maybe twice."
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"They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one."
"A woman is like a bucket of KFC... Once you're past the tender breasts and the juicy thighs all you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone in."
"Dyslexic's of the world... ...untie!"
"MURDERER: *while murdering me* I feel like you're not taking this seriously. ME: *eating a Belgian waffle* Wut?"
"Me:What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat? 6: no M: oh for the bath? 6: no M: the pool? 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no"
"[zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: ""We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!"" *actors look around confused as heck*"
"I asked my husband for the newspaper. ""Don't be silly,"" he said. ""Use my iPad."" That spider never knew what hit it."
"What do children think of the world? I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today."
"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""