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Joke of the Day
"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."
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"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."
"I've found the perfect weight-loss system for Americans. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds."
"You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror. (I've locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)"
"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."
"Animal sounds Cats go meow Rats go squeak Dogs go woof Pigs go ""Put your hands on your fucking head unless you wanna be shot in your fucking skull!"""
"""SANTA"" rearranged is ""SATAN""...I'm on to you fat man"
"I always say no to drugs... But they never listen."
"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"
"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."