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Joke of the Day
"Predator taking off his mask, but it's me removing the filters from my selfies."
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"How do you count cows? With a cowculator."
"Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall off."
"How do you get a philosopher off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"I've never been to Pilates but I have tried to change clothes in the car."
"You know how you can tell that your wife is a slob? When you go to piss in the sink and it's still full of dirty dishes"
"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."
"Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? ... he shat-a-pillar."
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"
"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""