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Joke of the Day

"what did the biologists call their basketball team? The Hemoglobin-Trotters!"

"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"

"Your mama is so fat..... Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring."

"What do you call a cannibal who eats a lot of cereal eaters a cereal eater..."

"Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days... 15 days later and I'm still black."

"I hate being used as a thesaurus. A mate just asked another term for ""monkey dung"" and I went apeshit."

"Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil"

"do all girls make poopy? if they do, why do men get hard for them?"

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man? Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous"