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Joke of the Day

"Modern music is like taking a poop you like it at first, but then you realize its all shit in the end"

"Why was the female bank teller angry? She was going through the change..."

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)"

"How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer? It's not there."

"I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Seriously, I'm taking a selfie and you're in the background"

"""I just launched a new fragrance!"" - fun way to announce a fart"

"What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"

"What bounces and makes kids cry? The cheque I just sent to Save the Children."

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right.... Me: yes, if I thought you were right, we"

"I caught a man masturbating in my closet. Did not see that cumming."