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Joke of the Day
"What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !"
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"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"
"My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.... I said Decepticons... She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed I shot the toaster we all had a good time."
"What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!"
"Why can't Edward leave Russia? He's Snowden."
"[pharmacy] ""I'd like a refill for this bottle of pills"" PHARMACIST: Would you like childproof? ""No thanks, I already believe in children"""
"If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it."
"Q: What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? A: Shark infested mashed potatoes."
"Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring"
"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."