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Joke of the Day

"American cheese is just regular cheese that's not afraid to fight for freedom! Also, it's fatter than the other cheeses. And more racist."

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make? Baby elephants."

"What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions? A crime fighter."

"What is a girl pirate hookers worst nightmare? (NSFW) Riding on a bunch of different ships, but never getting any seamen."

"I saw a beautiful pumpkin today... It was gourdeous."

"Text me once, shame on you. Text me twice, congratulations, we are now trapped in an infinite emotional prison."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"

"What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship. *sobs*"

"some say yer mom reminds em' of a tornado sounds like hell when she comes, took my house when she left"