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Joke of the Day

"Be that Shopping Cart with the bad wheel. Go in your own direction no matter how hard someone try's to push you in theirs."

"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"

"A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this? A joke?"""

"My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I'm going to wear my ""Mind the Gap"" t-shirt to the gym"

"Why did Scottish baby sneeze? It got week old."

"What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm."

"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, ""we don't serve your type in here."""

"[diary, day 3642 on deserted island] How can I still be fat?"

"What do Reddit and Duke University have in common? They're both full of blue devs."

"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"