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Joke of the Day

"How do animals in children's books always have nicer houses than mine when they don't have jobs & all they do all day is learn life lessons?"

"They say if you choose a job you love, you'll never work a day in your life. I have to work tomorrow."

"Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!"

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit hahaha asuhhhh dude"

"Presidents What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated."

"Never mind money, jobs, and real estate...I wonder what the youngs will do to us when they realize we've taken all the good usernames?"

"Brothels in Thailand have a red and white striped pole outside like a barbars shop! I didn't know! Imagine my shock when I went in and asked for a 'number 2 all over'"

"Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10"

"First post and an original How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? .................. Wonton"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To shout and scream at a gentleman who held the door for a lady."