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Joke of the Day

"First post and an original How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? .................. Wonton"

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute"

"That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it."

"*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate."

"Gabriel ""Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"" God ""Trust me. It will be hilarious."""

"I haven't slept in days I've been sleeping at night."

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but... I know I wouldn't get a reac- ***JOKE RETRACTED BY THE FINE BROS***"

"I met a girl in a bar last night and she said she wanted the night to be magical.... So I fucked her and disappeared."

"Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon? Rattata"

"Boss: Dan why is your hand raised? Me: can I go to the bathroom? Boss: Dan you're 23. This is a business meeting Me: so that's a yes?"