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Joke of the Day
"A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they're reigning cats and dogs."
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"Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van"
"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."
"Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only."
"Anal intercourse is for assholes."
"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"
"why public hairs not gone white ?"
"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""
"A telephone rang. ""Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"" ""Yes, it is,"" came the reply. ""Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."""
"What's the difference between being tired and exhausted? If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind one, you get exhausted."