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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) we all want something... White people: legalize gay marriage!! Black people: legalize weed!! Mexicans: legalize us!!"

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"i'm fat but at least i'm not ""my facebook profile picture is a pokemon"" fat"

"Here's the one way to avoid clickbait (screw the other OP!). [Click here for the truth!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2tjg13/heres_the_one_way_to_avoid_clickbait_screw_the/)"

"I just mixed peanut butter and Nutella together in case anyone's curious why I've suddenly started attending church."

"House Hunters: We need plenty of space for entertaining, 62 bedrooms, a fully staffed Cheesecake Factory & a heliport. Our budget is $287."

"My ex-wife was a great housekeeper... she kept the house after the divorce."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. (Sorry for old joke)"

"I don't think playing catch with the kid was the problem so much as the fact that I kept dropping him."

"Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet."