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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to throw-up ?? Put a finger deep in your mouth and another one on your ass, if it still not working, inverse the fingers."

"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."

"I fcuking love it when my girlfriend uses her evil psychotic skills for my benefit and not against me."

"How do you feel about euthanasia? I think we can exploit them by increasing our amount of sweatshops."

"There should be a second 'The Ugly Duckling' written Benjamin Button-style for all the cute kids that turn out ugly."

"Bono and The Edge walks into a bar. The barman says ""Oh God, not U2 again."""

"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."

"Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS."