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Joke of the Day
"My wife doesn't like it when I pee in the shower... Especially when I'm not in it... And she is."
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"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection The judge says, ""First offender?"" The woman replies, ""No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!"
"What's the best time to buy a bird? When it goes cheep!"
"Do you know what is ""Deja POO"" ? It's the feeling that you've heard this crap before."
"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? When your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots."
"Interviewer: ""Why do you want to be a librarian?"" Me: ""I like telling people to be quiet."""
"After four years I finally had to buy condoms again. Stupid expiration dates."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"This bartender doesn't know it yet, but she is probably going to make me 36 hours late for work tomorrow."