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Joke of the Day
"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."
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"You could tell my parents hated me... My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. (RIP Rodney Dangerfield)"
"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"
"Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes."
"Probably the worst thing about dying a virgin would be all the dead terrorists that are waiting for you."
"[Picking up girls] Me: you like bad boys, huh? Girls: yea Me to my wing man: tell them Wing man: he's just literally the worst"
"One good thing about pedophiles....! At least they drive slow in school zones...!"
"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great"
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY"
"That if you love them set them free thing, what if they all come back at once"