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Joke of the Day

"I fcuking love it when my girlfriend uses her evil psychotic skills for my benefit and not against me."

"#Confession: Sometimes I start random lines in a public setting just to see how many people I can get to stand behind me."

"What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons? Jose and Hose B"

"Q: What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle? A: Wheeee!"

"What makes a good joke timing. ..."

"The things that you love are what makes you who you are. I guess that makes me large breasts...."

"There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment."

"Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore? There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here."

"TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean! Justice was served."

"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."