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Joke of the Day

"How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin? You have to take the Third Reich."

"Tummy REALLY hurts. I guess that's what I get for being extra careful of diseases! (Coating all foods/drinks in Purell)"

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."

"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake. He beat me at Mario Kart."

"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."

"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"

"Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !"

"Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much, He would burn them every time he saw one."

"If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right."

"To level the playing field, online dating sites should require using the picture in your driver's license."