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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people 1. Those who understand binary 2. Those who don't 3. Those who sneak tertiary into their jokes"

"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"

"China has entered the space race. In other news, the first outer space restaurant is set to be named ""The Space Wok"""

"Home Work Jokes jemi:Teacher,would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher,ofcourse not. Jemi:Good because I didn't do my home work."

"Never date a baker They're too kneady"

"Slept with a girl who had eczema last night The sex was alright but her tits were cracking!"

"On a scale of 1 to Osama... How good was the hiding spot?"

"If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan."

"What do people mean when they say kids are 'experimenting' with sex? Getting it on in a lab coat? Is that how you get a test tube baby?"

"I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades."