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Joke of the Day
"Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker? Hiyooooo Miyazaki."
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"If Apple made cars... ...would they have Windows installed?"
"if you want your wife to take you seriously, don't throw your sippy cup during an argument"
"I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories."
"What porn does a rooster watch? Hentai"
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field."
"What starts with ""M"" ends with ""arriage"" and recently made me the happiest man on earth? Miscarriage"
"A wise man once said nothing."
"What's the difference? What's the difference between jam and jelly? I CANT JELLY MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!"
"A wolf in a river didn't know w(h)ere it was, so it how-led and an owl ""who'd"" back. The wolf replied ""What?"""