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Joke of the Day

"When is paint free? When it's on the house."

"I have read so many things about the impact of smoking and drinking alcohol I think I will quit reading soon."

"AMERICAN DIVORCE If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?"

"I won't do standup right now... Let me wipe my ass first."

"If I had a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on... I'd be like, ""Why ya'll keep giving me all these dimes?"""

"A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go."

"I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well."

"What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky"

"Jokes Like This? Do you like dragons? Cuz imma be dragon my nutz across your face!"