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Joke of the Day
"I decided to make a new logo for /r/jokes you like it?"
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"Reddit, you are just like my dad... No matter what I do, it will never be good enough for you."
"Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport."
"My electronegativity class in college was such a blow off class! I got an F on all my exams for the class, but I still managed to maintain a 4.0 GPA."
"West Virginians are like burgers. They're always inbred."
"What is the difference between a hyper-active gamer and someone with a predilection of violence towards sheep? One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher."
"Tell a girl a million times shes not fat... She'll never believe you... Call her fat once she'll never forget it."
"Which clown has killed the most people? Ronald McDonald"
"What's green, fuzzy and could kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table"
"Wife walked in on me... Fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was more shocked about me fucking my daughter or the hospital allowing me to being home a still born"