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Joke of the Day

"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."

"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."

"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."

"Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon? In case they didn't want to come back."

"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"

"Because it ruins the joke. Why should you never mix up the title and the punchline?"

"I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door. ""Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"""

"I crave feet in the sand, a gentle ocean breeze, the sun on my face, and two entirely new presidential candidates."

"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"

"Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers"