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Joke of the Day

"So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder. Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"A farmer is a man outstanding in his field."

"What do you call the entrance to a prostitute's house? Hodor."

"What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus? A stand up driver."

"What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?"

"My doctor wrote me a prescription... It writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia"

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"

"[class trip] I'm farmer Joe, this is my farm DO U HAVE COWS? Yes, it's a dairy farm DO U HAVE WHALES? Kid, why wouldn't we have whales?"

"Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music."

"""Don't kid yourself"" Would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic."