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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the entrance to a prostitute's house? Hodor."
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"So a fisherman is having an argument with a stain on his shirt.. And the stain says ""I'm fish jizz, thank you."" And the fisherman replies ""No, you're whale-cum"""
"Sorry I look depressed. It's just that when I heard the sound of your high heels on the hardwood floor, I thought a pony was in the house."
"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."
"I told my dog to bark. He said, ""howwwl loud."""
"What is the opposite of prostitute? Constitute, of course"
"Sorry I didn't reply to your text, I just couldn't find a response that would keep you from sending another"
"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"
"Decided to take all my old watches and join them together to make a new belt... turned out to be a waist of time."
"Overheard a girl just say she's full because she ate at 3:00. It's 6:00. How can you stay full for THREE HOURS, alien?"