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Joke of the Day

"If helium lifts things could you say It's a source of light?"

"Why was Piglet in the bathroom? He was looking for Pooh."

"What happens when a guy from Finland dies? He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :("

"Ariana Grande is what happens if you feed a Bratz doll after midnight."

"My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary."

"We have a 9th planet and it's chill Netlixand chill... sorry idk"

"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."

"Dad, I'm not high I swear! says a kid to his dad, to which the dad replies: ""Five minutes ago, you threw your hamster through the window screaming ""Pikachu, I choose you!"""""

"Here's a good one my dad told me.. A sober Irishman walks out of a bar.."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."