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Joke of the Day
"Why was Piglet in the bathroom? He was looking for Pooh."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect."
"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."
"The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat."
"What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch"
"I was raised by my father. He was a competitive poker player."
"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"
"So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones"
"Get an attack dog, name it Anxiety, laugh and laugh and laugh at Anxiety attacks."
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"