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Joke of the Day

"We have a 9th planet and it's chill Netlixand chill... sorry idk"

"Why don't black people like pirates? they pronounce everything with a hard ""aargh"""

"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."

"Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap. Dirty bastards."

"[META] banned phrase suggestion Can we get an auto removal / deletion on any joke that has ""sorry"" at the end? Nothing kills a joke for me like having someone apologize for it."

"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."

"I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to ""I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE"". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well."

"Patient: Doctor if I give up wine women and song will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer."

"Unless you are wearing live crocodiles on your feet that you have beaten into submission, I care not for your Crocs."