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Joke of the Day

"10's homework question: ""Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?"" His answer: ""My mom."""

"Did you hear about that guy who was crushed by his Honda? Police say he died of his own Accord."

"I saw a transvestite... wearing a T-shirt that said ""Guess"". Source: Demetri Martin. Person."

"Did you park the car in the garage? Wife arrives back home. Husband asks her: ""Did you park the car in the garage?"" She responds: ""Partly"""

"""This joke is told through a third persons omniscient point of view."" Said the guy who wanted everyone to know that he had gotten an A in his literature class."

"Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we're pigs."

"As a gay dude, having a boyfriend with a small penis gets me down sometimes. But I try to stay positive - I'm an ass half full kind of guy."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"I like Jews how I like my cookies. Cooked in an oven"

"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"