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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with dead chemists? Barium"
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"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"
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"Woah guys, did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg!"
"Why is DeadMau5 bad at math? He drops the base when doing logs."
"When you have ""very happily married"" in your bio, we read that as ""DM me about my other secret account 'cause my spouse watches this one."""
"A lot of the parents at my kids' school don't really seem into sharing a laugh about the inescapability of death."
"Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two."
"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"
"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."