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Joke of the Day

"As a gay dude, having a boyfriend with a small penis gets me down sometimes. But I try to stay positive - I'm an ass half full kind of guy."

"Beware of Lawyers 7 ""Are!you!a!lawyer?"" ""Yes."" ""How!much!do!you!charge?"" ""A!hundred!dollars!for!four!questions."" ""Isn't!that!awfully!expensive?"" ""Yes.!What!is!your!fourth!question?"""

"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."

"(Entire joke within) Made you look."

"Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos."

"Fact: You can burn up to 10 calories a minutes while having sex... Related: Looking for a workout partner."

"I almost got raped in jail ... My family takes monopoly way too seriously."

"My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear."

"Guy at the gym tried selling me fake steroids... Bro, do you even grift?"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints"