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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."
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"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."
"I think I burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones."
"What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other? A howler monkey."
"Hey guys! Remember the golden rules this festive season, when shopping in crowded places; 1/Walk slow 2/Stop for no reason 3/Repeat above"
"Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?"
"What's the same between Brussel sprouts and anal sex? If you enjoy it as as an adult you hated it as a kid"
"Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke How do you calculate the escape route of a jew? Chimney Height * Strength of wind"
"There was a four-car reck in Mexico today... 93 people died"
"Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable."