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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."
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"Remember... You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."
"Do you know why the marketing company started hiring pedophiles? They wanted to get in touch with this generation of children."
"Nice Fitbit bro. I didn't realize that they had a model you can wear around your ankle."
"What instrument does the Irish chemist play? The boron."
"What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? Red hairing."
"My parents were shot and killed in an alley feelsbatman"
"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"
"I don't hate anyone. I just don't like people."
"Why don't lesbians make good cooks? They're always eating out."